But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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