ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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