you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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