: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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