How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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