I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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