no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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