The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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