we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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