have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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