um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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