Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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