I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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