Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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