She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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