Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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