Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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