I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
how does that bad decision feel?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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