Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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