420 ftw
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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