I'm really into asian looking animals
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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