apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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