: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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