And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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