So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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