So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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