in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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