I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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