sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
