i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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