He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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