is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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