Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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