I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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