OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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