i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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