how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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