i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
