There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
