the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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