that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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