Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
