His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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