You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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