More tranny stories later!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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