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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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