Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
