question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Randomize
