Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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