I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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